Aso Rock media assistants to President Buhari have vigorously dismissed wicked rumours that Mr President is dead.
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The press release was not without a fishy twist. Like a replay of another hilarious tragicomedy from Aso Rock. It was titled: "Umoru are you alive?"
To pep up the bizarre drama, former President Goodluck Jonathan's name was stirred into the press release delivering the official refutal. Why?
A most unnecessary and bewildering attempt at giving a political denouement to the racy comedy.