Married Man - Hi Oyinkan, you are looking fresh o. Who is taking care of you.
Me - I am taking care of myself. Or should that be a delegated role?
Married Man - What about what I requested for the other day, my marriage isn't working.
Me - If your marriage isn't working then we should be talking about how to make your marriage work sir.
Or what type of person buys a new car cos his old car developed a fault? The new one would still be like the old one sooner or later.
Married Man - Stop being stiff now, I really like you o. I honestly shouldn't have married my wife, I should have married you.
Me - Have you heard these songs before? Story for the gods Or Shoro niyen by Olamide?
Married Man - You aren't a serious person, I really mean what I am saying o. Let's start something.
Me - The only thing we would be starting is Marriage Coaching with an experienced coach. Fix what is broken not elope!
That's how they would be going upadan with the story ' I should have married you'. Leave that narrative for Lawma please.
Face your Wife, Face your Home and if it's still not working then take a honourable bow!
By Oyinkansola Alabi